funny friendship quotes

funny friendship quotes

We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall , I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.
-Unknown
Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.
-Unknown
If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.
-Unknown
I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.
-Unknown
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
-Unknown
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.
-Unknown.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
-Oprah Winfrey
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
-Unknown
I hope we’re friend until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.
-Unknown
You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang.
-Unknown
Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
-Greg Tamblyn
Good friends discuss their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
-Unknown
Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’
-Cookie Monster
Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.
-Unknown
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
-Bernard Meltzer
Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
-Unknown
A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.
-Jim Hayes
I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.
-Unknown
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Friends offer free therapy.
-Unknown
We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
-Unknown
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
-Marlene Dietrich
Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public
-Unknown
Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.
-Sicilian Proverb
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
-Unknown
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.
-Charles Lamb
Me and my best friends can communication with just facial expressions.
-Unknown
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’
-A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh
I think we’ll be friend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends
-Unknown
Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life.
-Unknown
We will always be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we will be new friends.
-Unknown
One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.
-Clifton Fadiman
God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters
-Unknown
Never let you friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.
-Unknown
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
-Laurence J. Peter
Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental hospital.
-Unknown
Real friendship is when you friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
-Unknown
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
-Linda Grayson
We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes
-Unknown
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
-Unknown

error: Content is protected !!